Random Thoughts at a Water Park
As part of my twelve year old’s summer wishes we went to a water park. These are a few of the thoughts I had while there…
- Sunblock!
- Why am I up here and what do I do with my slippers now?
- Once I push off there is no going back.
- Must. Sit. Up. Can’t.
- Hold on to my slippers. Hold on to my slippers…
- Your mother lets you dress (or undress) like that?
- So hungry.
- What were you thinking when you got THAT tattooed on you?
- Floating.
- Wow, that’s a teen pregnancy waiting to happen.
- Floating.
- Must not smash the little brat that just hit me in the face with his tube.
- Floating.
- An actual Swim DRESS. Cool. Kudos to you!
- Floating.
- I wonder what that tattoo was before pregnancy and weight gain took it for a ride?
- Sunblock!
- Okay, I’ll slide again. This time I’ll sit up. Can’t stay sitting up!
- Seriously? Six shooters tattooed on your shoulder blades?
- So hungry.
- Hot feet. Hot feet!
- Ice Cream!
- Melting.
- And that boys and girls is what happens when you push people out of the way and run up the stairs…
- When did body piercings become the majority of young females AND males?
- Thirsty, hot, and hungry again.
- Ow. I’m getting too old for this kind of thing.